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  • I'm not a smart man. These are not smart people.
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  • Kミーガン
    Kミーガン 13 tuntia sitten

    She done go night night?

  • Mysterious Kitten
    Mysterious Kitten 13 tuntia sitten

    7:31 made me actually think. Then it lost me with the "normal people dont think about this"

  • LJ Merritt
    LJ Merritt 14 tuntia sitten

    16:44 It doesn't.

  • sum body
    sum body 15 tuntia sitten

    I have an IQ of 1000

  • AlchemistOfNirnroot
    AlchemistOfNirnroot 15 tuntia sitten

    Someone doesn't understand relativity :D

  • litledevel15
    litledevel15 16 tuntia sitten

    Whomever runs this channel is clearly a soy boy lmao

  • Matthew Chandler
    Matthew Chandler 18 tuntia sitten

    I love this comment section

  • abhinav dhasmana
    abhinav dhasmana 20 tuntia sitten

    I have 300 iq because i got level 50 in mafia city

  • Ashfi Afsara
    Ashfi Afsara 21 tunti sitten

    16:02 why isn't anyone mentioning this beautiful song?? Amazing voice

  • Michael Assi
    Michael Assi 21 tunti sitten

    >sees Onison
    Me: "Fucking bastard, anyways coming back into my life."

  • Endermage77
    Endermage77 22 tuntia sitten

    When you let Ego Core have access to the internet

  • Oot spagoot
    Oot spagoot 23 tuntia sitten

    I’d consider myself decently smart and if I read anything with a word with more than like 5 letters I shut down

  • King Overdrive
    King Overdrive 23 tuntia sitten

    1:51 “One mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make”, I didn’t realize you were Yoda. If you happen to not be Yoda you have terrible grammar, too.

  • Mike Kazz
    Mike Kazz Päivä sitten +1

    Homer: S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T

  • Geo The Poly
    Geo The Poly Päivä sitten

    I can feel my brain pulsating rn

  • ThePolishDude
    ThePolishDude Päivä sitten

    7:37 He actually had a good question, but then he had to ruin it by bringing up how "intelligent" he is

  • Dom the Bomb
    Dom the Bomb Päivä sitten

    6:03 woah he used a semicolon so IQ 1,000,000 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

  • Platinum Symphony
    Platinum Symphony Päivä sitten +1

    Honestly these people aren't even smart, they're trying to impress people that really don't give a shit. Smart people don't brag about their smartness. They may mention their Iq but they ARE NOT rubbing it in peoples faces.

  • Samuel C.
    Samuel C. Päivä sitten

    r/verysmart: because I am...better.
    everyone else: at what?
    r/verysmart: everything.

  • GreyFensir Wulf
    GreyFensir Wulf Päivä sitten

    This video was unfair to me and my ilk oh so burdened with intellect and the encumbering incubus of intellectual superiority. I myself have an IQ over 9000 and struggle with the normies who constantly deny me the rightful recognition of my brilliance, and never finding the love of a woman who is good enough at algebra to stimulate my well endowed penis! Why oh why do my genetics have to be so advanced?! Oh nihilismmmmmmm!!!!

  • jonathan sauceda
    jonathan sauceda Päivä sitten

    I have the I.Q. of a tree

  • jonathan sauceda
    jonathan sauceda Päivä sitten

    R/woooosh

  • commanderligma
    commanderligma Päivä sitten

    5:44 has some Navy seal copypasta energy to it

  • The Golden Gear
    The Golden Gear Päivä sitten

    Concrete, usually Portland cement concrete,[2][3] is a composite material composed of fine and coarse aggregate bonded together with a fluid cement (cement paste) that hardens over time-most frequently a lime-based cement binder, such as Portland cement, but sometimes with other hydraulic cements, such as a calcium aluminate cement. It is distinguished from other, non-cementitious types of concrete all binding some form of aggregate together, including asphalt concrete with a bitumen binder, which is frequently used for road surfaces, and polymer concretes that use polymers as a binder.
    When aggregate is mixed together with dry Portland cement and water, the mixture forms a fluid slurry that is easily poured and molded into shape. The cement reacts chemically with the water and other ingredients to form a hard matrix that binds the materials together into a durable stone-like material that has many uses.[4] Often, additives (such as pozzolans or superplasticizers) are included in the mixture to improve the physical properties of the wet mix or the finished material. Most concrete is poured with reinforcing materials (such as rebar) embedded to provide tensile strength, yielding reinforced concrete.
    Famous concrete structures include the Hoover Dam, the Panama Canal and the Roman Pantheon. The earliest large-scale users of concrete technology were the ancient Romans, and concrete was widely used in the Roman Empire. The Colosseum in Rome was built largely of concrete, and the concrete dome of the Pantheon is the world's largest unreinforced concrete dome.[5] Today, large concrete structures (for example, dams and multi-storey car parks) are usually made with reinforced concrete.
    After the Roman Empire collapsed, use of concrete became rare until the technology was redeveloped in the mid-18th century. Worldwide, concrete has overtaken steel in tonnage of material used.[6]

  • Qwerty
    Qwerty Päivä sitten

    Do you do voice acting? Because you have a great voice and it's so fun listening to the different voices you use.

  • Catastropheshe
    Catastropheshe Päivä sitten

    IQ size == d!ck size here xd

  • JohnA2354
    JohnA2354 Päivä sitten

    People get mad at me when I use credentials and appeal to authority in my arguments. I paid good money to be right, damn it!

  • ir0n2
    ir0n2 Päivä sitten

    Yeah! Disco is boring... I don’t like the genre ‘-‘


    Rock is where it’s at!

  • Amayawolf
    Amayawolf Päivä sitten

    Aren't IQ tests just a way to make people *feel* smart? They aren't very consistent tests from what I hear. It's not that hard to raise your IQ. I could probably take one of those tests and get a score, then take it a second time and get a higher score. *Shakes head* My dad keeps telling me I probably have the highest IQ in my family...maybe, but that doesn't make me smarter than them, it just means I know the answers to pointless questions.

  • WaffleDragon
    WaffleDragon Päivä sitten

    FierceDeityLynx is the real homie

  • Lucas Iñiguez
    Lucas Iñiguez Päivä sitten

    Casillero del diablo its a chilean wine, here it cost around 1500 pesos about 1.5 dollars how much does it cost in united states?

  • winterhell
    winterhell Päivä sitten

    She got an IQ of 100? Bravo

  • Maíra Maximiano
    Maíra Maximiano Päivä sitten

    Is there a r/mansplaining? (Never been to Reddit, don't even know how it works)

  • TurboBiscuits
    TurboBiscuits Päivä sitten

    1:39-2:00 he sounds like aloyse von roddsenstein from Phineas and Ferb

  • [Generic Firstname] [Generic Lastname]

    5:30 r/thathappend

  • mooseyluke
    mooseyluke Päivä sitten

    Damn, had to take so many drinks at the end there

  • LlamLlams
    LlamLlams Päivä sitten

    me has iq 426 n ur all dum n i betta then u
    ^ How all of these people come across in my mind. The big words are a lie. They spent an hour editing that 10 word sentence with a thesaurus

  • SDK_ Anim
    SDK_ Anim Päivä sitten

    im smart
    said the guy who has an anime avatar

  • Ball Sieb
    Ball Sieb Päivä sitten +1

    Have you heard about....


    *common sense*

  • What the fuck Richard
    What the fuck Richard Päivä sitten

    This sure is *intellectually stimulating*

  • Mr.Walterbuux
    Mr.Walterbuux Päivä sitten +3

    The new Rivers Cuomo track is pretty solid btw

  • Seiko Neoki
    Seiko Neoki Päivä sitten

    I took a IQ test and was just told to "fuck off" and "How have you not shit yourself to death." and "how the hell did you make it pass grade school." then I said vaccinations are bad and then everyone clapped. But this one girl I even got her number and said "owo send bob and vagen plis" then she refused and blocked my like the *WHORE* she was then.

  • LOST CHROMEAZONE
    LOST CHROMEAZONE Päivä sitten

    At least I have you, Tom.
    You're always there for me.

  • Shane Clark
    Shane Clark Päivä sitten

    r/iamverysmart has decreased my IQ thanks to the brain cells they killed.

  • Mandi Emberley
    Mandi Emberley Päivä sitten

    would you be thinking about it for a half hour if you're in a black hole? maybe it's a half hour for you but a thousand years for everyone else and you're in a black hole but u don't know

  • Li
    Li Päivä sitten

    These posts give me die

  • william slate
    william slate Päivä sitten

    onision is a troll though even if that was real

  • Ziggy Zig
    Ziggy Zig Päivä sitten

    i think arrogant crap like this all day, but i know im actually more intelligent than all of these people because i dont make embarrassing directionless posts about it.

  • Alyssa Schmanke
    Alyssa Schmanke Päivä sitten

    9:12 Ah onision. Im suprised he doesnt dominate that reddit page with all the shit he says.

  • Joseph Stalin's Daughter
    Joseph Stalin's Daughter 2 päivää sitten

    jesus and i thought i was weird for jerking off in class

  • Jonas Becan
    Jonas Becan 2 päivää sitten

    152....BITCH I HAVE AN IQ. OF 2 !

  • Voltage The Pikachu
    Voltage The Pikachu 2 päivää sitten

    7:10 this dude is actually acceptable. Or call otbers dumb. He didn't boast or anything. Nornal doesn't mean stupid =p

  • scooter rodriguez
    scooter rodriguez 2 päivää sitten

    3:28 the black bar over his name looks like a dick

  • Master Gamer873
    Master Gamer873 2 päivää sitten

    My Narcissism is extremely, almost embarrassingly, low. I’ve never went to a psychiatrist to see, but based on my own opinion despite my incompetence in the subject of psychology, I can almost guarantee I have less ego and confidence than a shy, quiet, insecure, teenage girl that’s a monk. I’m certain you have less of a need to be validated than me, but that’s because narcissists don’t do anything to make themselves validated by society (not true, that’s exactly what they do), don’t feel like a asshole for having a bigger head than me, it’s not your fault you are less humble than me, you were probably born that way. But you know what? Count your lucky stars and lesser mind that you have more certainty and a bigger confidence boost, it’s a curse to be a respected person from their total humility. This is just one of the many things I am right about while keeping myself in check, in fact, everyone I know and a psychiatrist would agree.

    This is the kind of thing I hear with these posts.

  • Sexyturtle32
    Sexyturtle32 2 päivää sitten

    Oof I remember the days where I would've been the perfect candidate for r/iamverysmart
    Cringing at myself now

  • matchu
    matchu 2 päivää sitten

    Just a little theory. Mind you, I am fucking terrible at this kind of shit. Its about that black hole theory. If light meets with a black hole should it matter what speed it was travelling? Once it makes contact that means it stopped travelling which means its moving at whatever speed the black hole is pulling it since its static at that point? I'm not intelligent I swear. I'm just trying to see if I have a point here? Anyone who actually studies black holes wanna tell me about this? I'm genuinely curious.

  • aberrant curse
    aberrant curse 2 päivää sitten

    That back hole thing ACTUALLY got me inserted. I NEED TO KNOW

  • Royalfrogs
    Royalfrogs 2 päivää sitten

    *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE*
    *YOU DONT HAVE TO SELL YOUR BODY TO THE NIGHT*

  • Lander Buyens
    Lander Buyens 2 päivää sitten +2

    12:39 that sounds like Cicero from Skyrim!

  • PixelatedFridge
    PixelatedFridge 2 päivää sitten

    Haha these simpletons will never understand my complex brain, I only watch shows for audiences who need extremely high IQ to understand the basis of what unfolds on screen! How I pity them! If you excuse me, I need to finish the next episode of Mickey Mouse Club House, good day to you!

  • Ceris Beech
    Ceris Beech 2 päivää sitten

    Lol, I met someone who claimed that they were as smart as Einstien and it made them a God...

  • LomBee NerdBax
    LomBee NerdBax 2 päivää sitten

    No sane smart person would listen to lectures on algebra and calculus FOR FUN
    That shit's boring

  • Flicky32
    Flicky32 2 päivää sitten

    Reminds me when I saw a comment with sublimation in it and everyone was saying only a few people would get it.

  • Aura Fox
    Aura Fox 2 päivää sitten

    I thought IQ was considered a stupid way to measure intellect awhile ago. Also all of these posts sound like the Thalmor from the Elder Scrolls.

  • oniondust
    oniondust 2 päivää sitten

    I have an IQ of a billion and knowledge pours out of my ass like so so many tentacles of Hermeus Mora. Sorry, I meant tenticli.

  • Dominic Delgado
    Dominic Delgado 2 päivää sitten

    10:56 knowing me I would argue with sorrow on how to pronounce Imbecile. Even though I know it’s pronounced both ways.

  • The Jemstone
    The Jemstone 2 päivää sitten

    The one at 7:13 was almost good until he said "NoRmAl PeOpLe DoNt ThInK aBoUt ThIs"

  • Fimdir Dae
    Fimdir Dae 2 päivää sitten

    is the average IQ not 100? because im pretty sure thats what normal people are called, , idk, i might just be dumb

  • mildly disappointing
    mildly disappointing 2 päivää sitten

    Y’all back in like seventh grade I think it was, there was this kid who sat in front of me who always turned around and started complaining about how he didn’t like some teacher, or he hated what the lunch was today, or something like that, in middle of the lesson. I started getting frustrated and asked him to please stop, and he whipped around so fast and said “What’s your IQ, because I bet mines higher.” My dude..

  • _JTMC
    _JTMC 2 päivää sitten

    Low-key... Being smart kinda sucks... U go through middle and high school acing everything and hit college have no study habits and then hit a wall... Not that I would know anything about that.

  • TuneL1nk
    TuneL1nk 2 päivää sitten

    SAYING👏BIG👏WORDS👏DOESN’T👏MAKE👏YOU👏SMART👏

  • Nathalia Archer
    Nathalia Archer 2 päivää sitten

    Dunning-Kruger effect
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning-Kruger_effect

  • Magun BFP
    Magun BFP 2 päivää sitten

    I understand the pain these brilliant minds go through... When I walk into a room 9 times out of 10 when I walk into a room I become the smartest person in it. The 1 out of 10 times I’m not the smartest person is just me accepting that it’s possible that there is someone smarter that I... not that it’s actually happened yet.

  • Judah Lanzkowsky
    Judah Lanzkowsky 2 päivää sitten

    I used to be an r/iamverysmart type of person, but I’ve since realized how fucking stupid I sounded

  • Aidan L
    Aidan L 2 päivää sitten

    I love meeting people like this bc most of the time all you have to do is explain to them that a lot of the time when people use big words to try and sound sophisticated and shit, it really only makes them sounds dumber, since they sound like they’re compensating for a genuine lack of intelligence

  • Nick Dawson
    Nick Dawson 2 päivää sitten

    Sorry im a week late two the video, I was to bisy doing; MASIVE big mathmatiks.

  • Doggo
    Doggo 2 päivää sitten

    ye i also haav hihg iq
    hav moar den infeenete
    i jus hde it 3 lo iq pppl hat on mee

  • Enlightened Human
    Enlightened Human 2 päivää sitten

    Everyone here looks to have the highest IQ...there go the chances of poor peasants like me to survive !

  • X6P
    X6P 2 päivää sitten

    5:34 I was doing the fucking same

  • Godfather
    Godfather 2 päivää sitten

    OMFG I dont know what to say to that 15 year old who watches "intellectually stimulating" movies. like, FUCK YOU KID, WATCHING 18+ MOVIES DOESN'T MAKE YOU SMART. bet you don't even get the message of the movie. you dumb bitch

  • Benjamin Dover
    Benjamin Dover 2 päivää sitten

    It's sad that the people who need to watch this have no idea that they r literally these people.

  • Jackie Lusk
    Jackie Lusk 2 päivää sitten

    How did I just discover this channel? I’m dying 😂

  • T. kuvesi
    T. kuvesi 2 päivää sitten

    7:09 Okey, so. In layman's terms, light is basically a very large number of very small things, traveling together, each carrying a tiny bit of information about where it is currently coming from, like the color of the surface it is reflected from. Perhaps a bit oversimplified, but all the relevant information is there.
    So, if you wonder what happens when you have light that is moving faster than the speed of light, then you simply have light that is moving faster than the [regular] speed of light. It's not that different from asking what happens if you have a car that's moving faster than the speed limit: You then have a car that is moving faster than the speed limit. (Where problems only arise when the car traveling faster than the speed limit is observed by a law enforcement entity.)

  • Mathias
    Mathias 2 päivää sitten +1

    Who else likes their own comment to get it started?

  • Caleb harris
    Caleb harris 2 päivää sitten

    I took an iq test yesterday it said 14 so blessed to be smarter than the average person

  • Mr. BigWiggly
    Mr. BigWiggly 2 päivää sitten

    Dude his singing made me just keep watching lmao! Saw one of his videos and now I cant stop!

  • Random Person
    Random Person 2 päivää sitten +1

    9:11 *le sigh * freaking onision

  • james donaldson
    james donaldson 2 päivää sitten

    A comment made to me on fb "edgelord incels with no concept of social interaction and no ability to successfully interface with the world around them."

  • anima2221
    anima2221 2 päivää sitten

    The guy who allegedly had around 80k songs memorized: did some googling, and if the brain can hold 10 terabytes and the average uncompressed mp3 file is about 50 megabytes, about 40% of the entirety of his brain is song lyrics

  • IllisMoreo 87
    IllisMoreo 87 2 päivää sitten

    Eh black holes will just crush you to nothingness (if not spilled back as some shapeless matter), no matter your speed when you got sucked into it. Don't need half an hour to figure it out.

  • 13gondolla37
    13gondolla37 2 päivää sitten

    3:29 I like how the black out on this persons name matches the way they act.

  • Truth Grace
    Truth Grace 2 päivää sitten

    It called a "matroska" not a "Russian stacking doll". U know what that means? ...



    I'm sO mUcH sMaRtEr ThAn UUU
    mY IQ iS jUsT tOo HiGh FoR u SiMpLeToNs. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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    *ME INTELLELKTUAL*

  • JOHN The Cringe Maker
    JOHN The Cringe Maker 2 päivää sitten

    6:02 (6 days late) no one is as loyal to anyone as yharon to yharim is.

  • MasterOf4Elements
    MasterOf4Elements 2 päivää sitten

    I know two people who belong in this category. They're unfortunately a married couple.

  • Lalo Punk
    Lalo Punk 2 päivää sitten

    i learnd how to speak english because of this channel....now i can understand it and laugh...thanks man

  • RenKris B
    RenKris B 2 päivää sitten

    SorrowTV: **sings Roxanne in his own version**
    My sister whose name is Roxanne and listened to it: 😢
    Me: **giggling in the distance**

  • Cole Robeen
    Cole Robeen 2 päivää sitten

    Damn somebody needs to hand out stickers to these people.

  • Ian Fyke
    Ian Fyke 2 päivää sitten

    The one that apparantly has an eidetic memory said he has memorized shy of 80000 songs. For the sake of making this easier, let's just round up to 80000. Let's use 3 minutes as a standard time for songs.
    180 x 80,000=14,400,000 seconds.
    14,400,000 ÷ 60=240,000 minutes.
    240,000 ÷ 24=10,000 days.
    10,000 ÷ 365=27.4 years.
    Besides the fact that he was obviously lying, he was obviously lying.

  • alexander.
    alexander. 2 päivää sitten +1

    Ok, in answer to the idiot at 7:35
    -The speed of light is the *fastest an object can go*
    -There is no force exerted from the black hole, if anything, it’s pulling you in at the *speed of light*
    -Second, everything would be normal for you!! Time doesn’t shift (correct me if I’m wrong) but your *fake ass friend* who let you get sucked into it, would see you slow down, and then stop and turn red... then you would disappear!
    - Because the escape velocity is at the speed of light, so you would lose “visible light” until you turn red, then infrared!
    - the only thing that is time related, is the fact that you slow down and stop!! And that’s not even time related I don’t think *(please correct me if I’m wrong)*
    *TIME DILATION ISN’T TOO RELEVANT WITH BLACK HOLES!!*