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  • I'm not a smart man. These are not smart people.
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  • THE FBI
    THE FBI 21 minuutti sitten +1

    Indubitably

  • Kurly Fryz
    Kurly Fryz Tunti sitten

    2:35 *STREET SMARTS*

  • Drake Holt
    Drake Holt 5 tuntia sitten

    Ummm ACTUALY IT IS RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS NOT STACKING!!! ONLY SMART PEOPLE WOULD RELISE THIS

  • ShadowThunder563
    ShadowThunder563 5 tuntia sitten

    i don't care what a test says, im not smart. i walk into doorknobs. every. single. day. nobody with an iq of 124 should walk into doorknobs, i swear it is wrong.

    • Drowns In Kool Aid
      Drowns In Kool Aid 51 minuutti sitten

      If memory serves I took an IQ test in highschool and it was about 130 I think and I have the worst case of goldfish memory out there lol
      Except trashy 2000s pop for some reason, so much is burned in my head!

  • J S
    J S 6 tuntia sitten

    I got an A- on my iq test. Bow before me insects!

  • Davy Rando
    Davy Rando 6 tuntia sitten

    The comments being read in this video are so insufferable I can't even finish watching the fucking thing without my blood pressure going up. Holy fuck...

  • Logan Plourde
    Logan Plourde 6 tuntia sitten

    Speed of dark is faster than speed of light , there ya go science boy

  • Astrobeast12
    Astrobeast12 7 tuntia sitten

    Good god, I hate that first one so much. He voiced it so amazingly. I can't think of it without him narrating it anymore.

  • Fruitpunchexe
    Fruitpunchexe 8 tuntia sitten

    Ok so for the first one, it's sad that a person that smart has an anime pfp

  • AceOfBlades
    AceOfBlades 23 tuntia sitten

    I may be really fucking high, but this dude is one of the best narrators on youtube to listen to.

  • Spectico_Playz
    Spectico_Playz Päivä sitten +1

    Youre brain fully developes at age 21 so he should be saying "anyone who legally drink alcohol in the u.s."

    • Normal Flims
      Normal Flims Päivä sitten

      Spectico_Playz isn’t it in your 30’s?

  • Stargarden
    Stargarden Päivä sitten

    Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani

  • VLight
    VLight Päivä sitten

    My IQ is way too high to even understand the terrible grammar of Mr. Sorrow’s comment section. I’m better than everyone else and I am also a millionaire. I study time travel theories and every other piece of science. This is a quote that I came up with in only a few minutes, and do not feel ashamed to those who don’t understand it:
    ==================================
    When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, - That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. - Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
    ==================================
    Yes, I wrote the Declaration of Independence myself. I would write the rest, but I don’t want to waste anymore time trying to showcase my intellect to those who are below average; Sorrow TV’s fans.

  • WhatShouldMyUsernameBe?
    WhatShouldMyUsernameBe? Päivä sitten

    Is 10:26 Mickey Mouse lol

  • About 3.1415
    About 3.1415 Päivä sitten +2

    I haven’t been this mad in awhile.

  • Nathan Carter
    Nathan Carter Päivä sitten

    I hate watching these but I make the same comments sometimes, so I need to know how ridiculous I sound. Cheers!

  • OlafttheGreat1998
    OlafttheGreat1998 Päivä sitten +1

    I took an IQ test today. It didn't even ask me any questions, it just said 404.
    I guess I'm a genius.

  • Zane Mallory
    Zane Mallory Päivä sitten

    These ignorant fucks need to die

  • HowtogetShrekt™
    HowtogetShrekt™ Päivä sitten

    3:28 penis

  • luxiken !!!
    luxiken !!! Päivä sitten

    THIS VIDEO OFFENDS US INTELLECTUALS! I TOOK 8 IQ TESTS AND I GOT 18/10 EVERY TIME! PLEASE KEEP YOUR INFIRIOR INTELECT AWAY FROM US GIFTED PEOPLE

  • 琴__苏
    琴__苏 Päivä sitten

    9:13 doesn’t he make money off videos of making fun of underage girls bodies?

  • evelyn the edgy
    evelyn the edgy Päivä sitten

    just realised im awfully similar to a few of these kids, what can i do to change myself please help

  • Koal Teufel
    Koal Teufel 2 päivää sitten

    7:37 pretty sure thats not how it works? c is constant and the universal speed limit, so everything that guy just said is bs

  • QueenTiger Roy
    QueenTiger Roy 2 päivää sitten

    6:00 Y’all I’ve worked at many, many jobs and I’ve seen people come in for an application like this guy. When I worked at a Nordstrom, a girl came in and blatantly bragged about how she was going to get the job, how good she was at fashion and communication, etc. I told my then manager about what happened, she took the application and ripped it up right in front of me.
    This shit doesn’t work. I promise.

  • AKArainkit
    AKArainkit 2 päivää sitten +1

    I love it when they try to use fancy words, but use them completely wrong. Like did that guys just use proxemics because the word proximity is too well known?

  • Tobias Geis
    Tobias Geis 2 päivää sitten

    8:05
    Oh fuck no!!!
    He's a fucking Kent Hovind fan!
    For those who thought "What the fuck does the law of angular momentum have to do with the big bang? What is this retard on about"
    Don't worry, that is normal.
    The argument goes as follows:
    The big bang Was a spinning explosion.
    Spinning explosions have debris that spins in all the same direction
    The planets spin in different directions
    Therefore the big bang did not happen
    What Hovind missed or lied about was that he was reading about the birth of a star.
    It is as retarded as it sounds and more. Like a separate pocket dimension made of infinite stupid

  • Alexa Hoelterling
    Alexa Hoelterling 2 päivää sitten

    IQ isn't a reliable way to measure intelligence bro lol

  • N3sKey
    N3sKey 2 päivää sitten +3

    9:20 ERROR
    FEMALE.EXE IS NOT COMPACTIBLE WITH LATEST DIRECTX 29 EDITION VERYSMARTPERSON.EXE

  • Choa Crux
    Choa Crux 3 päivää sitten

    I remember once a couple years back this guy tried to be all “look at me I’m smart” by saying that he regularly thought about non existence n shit
    I was like
    Chill dude
    I was doing that in 5th grade you ain’t special

    • Drowns In Kool Aid
      Drowns In Kool Aid 47 minuuttia sitten

      A friend of mine regularly talks and thinks about abstract stuff like that too, but that's when I know he's high as a kite lol

  • R U Sirius
    R U Sirius 3 päivää sitten

    Lmao the very first person had a fire emblem heroes pfp
    They probably use gamepress to build units

  • VlaDDrakkeN
    VlaDDrakkeN 3 päivää sitten

    2:16
    Holy shit, that's really condescending for someone making a good criticism of the movie. I can't tell if thats trolling or legit someone thinks this way.

  • Gabriel Defa
    Gabriel Defa 3 päivää sitten +2

    My iq is so high, higher than snoop dogg in saturday night.

  • Star Moral
    Star Moral 3 päivää sitten

    Fun fact, if somebody is constantly using long words, they MAY be using an effect that makes them seem like they are intelligent with their large vocabulary... when in reality they're just speaking jargon.
    *The more you know*

  • Fandom Smoothie
    Fandom Smoothie 4 päivää sitten

    It hurts my soul to see these people calling themselves smart when they always have a mistake in their grammar.
    As an Honor's English student like- stop.

  • Keller Reeves
    Keller Reeves 4 päivää sitten +2

    Half of these are r/whosmart (whoosh+iamverysmart)

  • Shawna The Cat
    Shawna The Cat 4 päivää sitten

    Starting at 14:28 I recognize the music that's playing. It's called "the best things in life are dirty" from the musical/western "Paint Your Wagon"

  • Dreamon Xonos
    Dreamon Xonos 4 päivää sitten

    bih.........like......bih bih.....I'm um.............ooooooooof...........Well these asshats make me realize that I just avoided.....I kind of just dodged a bullet here. Like after seeing this I realize that although I'm one of the smartest people I know, well not smart but intelligent......I know...and i know that sounds shitty but....well I almost became one of these people. I almost DID this shit. Talking like this, bragging...the only time I bring iq up or anything like that is if someone genuinely insults it...But at one point I was like bragging and using words that FUCKING CONFUSED MY FRIENDS. (like when I was 10) and using a thesaurus to make essays look better. Now I'm a c- to c+ student. I just almost got an f in one of my classes.............I was the teacher's favorite tho so I got a c. But I just.....I'm kind of afraid of what I may have become if I didn't give up. If I didn't....BITCH NANI THE FUCK. I just moved further in and I'm 14 and I have A higher Iq than one of these fuckers...........dumb....fucking dumb......GOD WHERE DID THIS COMMENT GO.

  • Spock1777
    Spock1777 4 päivää sitten

    Do people really not realize that IQ does not mean intelligence? Your IQ is just a measure of your brain's capacity to learn. The higher your IQ, the faster you pick up knowledge. That's really all it means. Also, your IQ dosent raise or lower. It's not something that can be controlled or influenced by anything other than genes,

  • Your Stalker
    Your Stalker 4 päivää sitten

    11:26 this fuckwad is named Gorden

  • Nick Kelley
    Nick Kelley 4 päivää sitten

    I want to punch every last one of these twats.

  • Starlight_Feather
    Starlight_Feather 4 päivää sitten

    Bill Nye the Science Guy, Magic Schoolbus and Captain Planet. All educational shows, all intellectually stimulating. All aimed at second graders. Just saying.

  • Big Cow Productions
    Big Cow Productions 4 päivää sitten

    1:17 I mean, he waited at least?

  • Marcus Jarrell
    Marcus Jarrell 4 päivää sitten

    2:46 why hide a verified Twitter account? They said it to the world, and ohhh that looks so much like Onision.

  • this is a load of barnacles
    this is a load of barnacles 4 päivää sitten

    Roses are red violets are violet im Niel Degrasss Tyson and no one cares about my opinion

  • pop pop
    pop pop 4 päivää sitten

    I think the black hole thing is somthing I would think about, and that's not a compliment.

  • Goku x Sephiroth
    Goku x Sephiroth 5 päivää sitten

    Funny how all these people are geniuses and yet are never doing anything impressive with their time and energy.

  • Sarah
    Sarah 5 päivää sitten

    People who watch Rick and Morty can sense b r a i n w a v e s

  • gagga suraka
    gagga suraka 5 päivää sitten

    I don't want to brag, but in 5 years i'm going to invent a time machine LOL #highiq

  • Capps lock
    Capps lock 5 päivää sitten

    The first one just.... ah god no

  • Dylan Fitzgerald
    Dylan Fitzgerald 5 päivää sitten

    I thought it was short sighted people who needed glasses to see distant objects

  • Crunchy Plasma
    Crunchy Plasma 5 päivää sitten

    I like how he claims that the average iq is 90 at 11:46 which is very intresting as the average iq is per definition 100.

    • Dreamon Xonos
      Dreamon Xonos 4 päivää sitten

      Ikr. It's like he's trying to seem smarter than he is. Also, 90 is the average teenager Iq. Seems we found out who we are talking to.

  • Walker Byrd
    Walker Byrd 5 päivää sitten +1

    0:00
    Gunnthrá noooooooo I thought you were better than this :(

  • Boyish The Extrordinary
    Boyish The Extrordinary 6 päivää sitten

    The guy with the black hole thing, probably could’ve had a conversation with people, but then he was an asshole

  • Killer Ant
    Killer Ant 6 päivää sitten +14

    I am so smart. I completed a puzzle that is labels 2-3 years in 1 year.

  • MayfallTribe
    MayfallTribe 6 päivää sitten

    3:29 why did he blur the name out in the shape of dick and balls??? Keep asking questions.

  • Kindred1a1
    Kindred1a1 6 päivää sitten

    I love how these people all brag about their IQ when the number is probably based on some shitty website they found. An IQ test can take up to 2 hrs to administer and is really not cheap.

  • rhysaster
    rhysaster 6 päivää sitten

    i don’t...... i don’t understand why people flex IQ scores.............

  • SneakyFinnish Bluemonkey
    SneakyFinnish Bluemonkey 6 päivää sitten

    16:00 *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAAAAAAAAANNNNNEEEEEE **_u dun have to sell your body to teh nite_*

  • azaham bulibanab
    azaham bulibanab 6 päivää sitten

    Fuck you , man , it’s called matryoshka , show some respect . I can’t believe you don’t know languege from different part of the world . Those average intellect people ;(

  • CMC 123
    CMC 123 6 päivää sitten

    9:13
    He's into underdeveloped girls though

  • Zantho
    Zantho 6 päivää sitten

    These fucking guys went to arealme.com and was like HOLY MOLY I GOT 140 THATS LIKE EINSTEIN. Also I took that iq test and got a 160 I’m fucking 14 online iq tests are dumb.

  • vScarceELITE
    vScarceELITE 7 päivää sitten

    U should make a song

  • Rachad B
    Rachad B 7 päivää sitten

    9:25 claims his high iq would make fucking a woman akin to fucking an animal but cant spell bestiality

  • Rawkwilder
    Rawkwilder 7 päivää sitten

    I think the Black Hole guy just didn't understand how exactly forces apply to each other... I not really sure if he is supposed to be on r/imversmart... I think he asked a genuine question

    Edit: ... judge him to quick. Nevermind.

  • MahPoint B
    MahPoint B 8 päivää sitten

    Black holes don’t speed up light. Their gravity is just so strong that light isn’t fast enough to escape their pull. Sorry, that one just annoyed me because he’s not even fuckin’ right about how it works.

  • --
    -- 8 päivää sitten

    “my fellow teens”

  • Reuel Ishmael Kamau
    Reuel Ishmael Kamau 8 päivää sitten

    13:09 Pet “Sematary” is an extremely sad depressing and horrifying novel. So either this teacher is making these kids sad in 3RD GRADE or that story is just a little bit of booty cheeks bs

  • stick dude
    stick dude 8 päivää sitten

    3:20 okay but seriously why does pretty much every roman name/place end with "us"? Is it some sort of foreshadowing of Marx?

  • Jay D
    Jay D 8 päivää sitten

    This hurts to watch... gat damn....

  • { Mixelated }
    { Mixelated } 8 päivää sitten +1

    Actually, it's "The female done leave nighteth?"

  • Jay
    Jay 8 päivää sitten

    8:04 but angular momentum was used to prove the big bang theory even more? Like?????

    • Drowns In Kool Aid
      Drowns In Kool Aid 48 minuuttia sitten

      Given what he said about evolution too I get the feeling he got them from the same Kent Hovind lecture, gut feeling...
      To quote a response to that: "If you think angular momentum disproves the big bang, you are admitting to being the worst pool player of all time" :P

  • The Right Ladder
    The Right Ladder 8 päivää sitten

    A half hour? I rent, so I think about throwing my money into a black hole on a daily basis. I'm so much poorer than everybody else and my IQ is 100 (rounded up). But don't let me bore you with my water on the brain genius, you'll hurt yourself.

  • Moire Reilly
    Moire Reilly 9 päivää sitten

    12:16 Actually, that statement had logic to it. My grandfather has never even gone to a college, let alone starten learning about mental disabilities, and my mom literally had to learn the mental state of somebody with autism to get the job she wanted as a special ed teacher, and has also had to look up many resources on how to take care of an autistic child, as I have Aspergers and am on the spectrum. My grandpa thinks my mental illness is all excuses, and wont even listen to my mom for one second when she quotes scientific resources and her own education. She will explain that I cannot notice that I am overheating, and that I only feel a tiny bit uncomfortable wearing a black sweatshirt in 100 degree weather. To him that's an excuse. She will explain to him that I have anxiety issues and need medication in order to function at school without having an anxiety attack. That is an excuse to my grandfather. She will explain that I repeat the word potato without realizing it, and that my deep obsessions are somewhat caused by my hyper focus thingy. Nope, to grandpa it's excuses. She will bring up mental health sources that were written by trusted psychologists, and my grandpa will pull up sources that have been proven wrong many times by scientists and have biased information from faulty and rigged experiments and tests, and will also bring up sources that say vaccines CAUSE autism. BOI

  • Biohazard
    Biohazard 9 päivää sitten +1

    Not to flex on ya'll after this video
    I took a test
    Seems like I am HIV positive.... A perfect score.

  • Naomi
    Naomi 9 päivää sitten

    The moment Onision showed up I lost my shit-

  • Pass The Boof Man
    Pass The Boof Man 9 päivää sitten

    Me to friend: how was your advanced algebra class. I had to study quadratic functions all night, and I aced an SLC as usual. Probably didn’t need to study.
    Friend: what?
    Me: haha I forgot you were in a non academic class! Good luck with you subtraction quiz
    Friend: Lmao fucking nerd, I’m not even your friend
    Me: what?
    -Friend- : I’m gonna go now, have fun jerking off in your trig 7

  • Caleb Sheppard
    Caleb Sheppard 9 päivää sitten

    7:47 what he is saying incorrect. When things are pulled into a black hole they move at near the speed of light.Light being sucked into a black hole would move a the same speed as before. It would have the normal effect on time.

  • AltheA SaturN
    AltheA SaturN 9 päivää sitten

    I love that one post that tried to block out the name but like-

    We see you Gorden.

  • Steuts
    Steuts 9 päivää sitten

    “Id pleasure myself to its historical accuracy,”

  • fx Gamer
    fx Gamer 9 päivää sitten +1

    8:53 lmao

  • Ninja eats bacon
    Ninja eats bacon 9 päivää sitten

    Tbf the one at 7:40 isn't that bad it's actually kind of interesting

  • Andres
    Andres 10 päivää sitten

    -A human being cant walk in the speed of light because he have mass!
    -But if he run?
    Bet not even Einstein can solve that.

  • Andres
    Andres 10 päivää sitten

    The 5:53 is funny, i know a guy who is very very intelligent and loves maths, but never talks about it or shows how intelligent he is,i just know because he has one of the highest scores on the university, its not like a stupid asshole trying to get attention like the 5:53 guy.

  • Andres
    Andres 10 päivää sitten

    One mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make ,i gained 15 IQ just by reading that, I'm more genius btw

    • Andres
      Andres 5 päivää sitten

      +Reetwick Tunga lol

    • Reetwick Tunga
      Reetwick Tunga 5 päivää sitten

      I lost 5. Now my IQ is see row.

  • xx
    xx 10 päivää sitten

    They sure are sesquipedalians...




    *oh wait*

  • pan banan
    pan banan 10 päivää sitten

    The truth is, the more you know, the dumber you feel

  • Johannes Nuutinen
    Johannes Nuutinen 10 päivää sitten

    is this the right place for me to say that im 13 and have an IQ of 147?

  • DJ Trashbag
    DJ Trashbag 10 päivää sitten

    A true genius is someone who can explain their thoughts to anyone and everyone with at least some success And thats some true shit

  • GothKatt
    GothKatt 10 päivää sitten

    8:35 Brags about being a renowned writer. Doesn't know how to connect fragments.
    Seriously, seeing this error plastered everywhere that it can be plastered on, especially in professional works, annoys the fuck out of me to no end.

  • Hyper Hair
    Hyper Hair 10 päivää sitten

    starting your fallout character with 10 INT

  • beandip.
    beandip. 10 päivää sitten

    10:25
    people thought that one was smart?
    _If you say so, chief._

  • Margarita Kulyapina
    Margarita Kulyapina 10 päivää sitten

    These are people who haven't yet realized that acting the way they do is perceived as either childish, pompous, forced, or all of the above. In addition there is always someone smarter, wiser, and/or more experienced. I am better at conversational aspects of foreign language, and several of my friends who seize up in conversation run circles around me in test scores, for example. (Well, ok, 5-7%, but on a regular basis.)

  • Moon Wolfie
    Moon Wolfie 11 päivää sitten

    I threw my phone after this video

  • Miles Sanford
    Miles Sanford 11 päivää sitten

    Saying “perfect” or “top” score on an IQ test proves how stupid these people really are! That is impossible! To get the “top score” of 200 on an IQ test would mean that literally nobody in history has surpassed you in IQ and nobody will be able to in the future.

  • BadlyDrawnAvocado
    BadlyDrawnAvocado 11 päivää sitten

    Its interesting when someone who brags about their intellect drinks Cassilero del Diablo.

  • SageBus
    SageBus 11 päivää sitten

    r/iamverysmart are like the miscarriages of r/quityourbullshit

  • Nathaniel VerSteeg
    Nathaniel VerSteeg 11 päivää sitten

    Heh,long and brutal. Just like the hair iron I lost in my ass

  • Tugey Celal
    Tugey Celal 12 päivää sitten

    r/I am not very smart

  • Axolotl Hamilton
    Axolotl Hamilton 12 päivää sitten +1

    5:30 I guess u can say OP went off on a tangent.

  • farlon muentes
    farlon muentes 12 päivää sitten

    3:27 totally accurate way on censoring these people