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Criminals watching this: 🤔🤔🤔
3:24 hahahahaha the funny part is after they got back the car and thought it was the last time their WHOLE house was then robbed 💀💀💀
Why is king dedede’s theme playing ?
The smartest criminals aren’t caught
That background music. AAAAARGGGG.
Subsribe to Pewdiepie
hah during the one about the bank robbery, i got a capital one ad.
R/thisactuallyhappened but people believe it.
I know two coppers and they are both corrupt , evidence planting scumbags, coppers no more now they move boxes and do shitty 'security' this was after these two pillars of the community were in court left their mics on naked gun style ''right lads have we all got our stories straight'' went back in and judge asked them ''do you need more time to get your stories straight''? Cretins
Fuck the police!
Came her from r/cringe
Deez niggas went to the game lmao! !!!...ducking retards
the receipt one reminds me of Ocean's 8
omfg ive heard the car story somewhere a long, long time ago. just cant remember where
Why the fuck is the music so loud
Elmos getting ideas
I was also born from the depths of Costco.
I always thought that scene in Oceans 8 was genius. The one at the very beginning in the beauty store.
These stories are not giving me good ideas
5.2k redditors right here.
I’m from Arkansas 😂😂
can u like tone down the music i can barely hear the narration
Music way to loud and distracting
Should check out text 2 memes latest vid as it seem just like this
This is kind of indicative of larger weird thoughts.That is to say, the greatest spy/criminal/assassin in history is someone that we will never, ever know about.
Police officers of the world, (the bad ones, so thats like 95%) Kill yourselfs unnironically! Most of you are just being a cancer to society and do more harm in a year than all the good you' ll ever do in your entire life.
Hey I just made a vid like this on r/askreddit on my channel! Could you go check it out? It’s pretty short!
The real smartest criminals never encounter the police.
3:25 is just an urban legend
Some of these cops usernames tho"Tittypookaka"
homeowner probably also left his keys on the door
2:43 I was like *awwww* then I was like *oh.*
@7:59 I thought there was a secrete part of the story that they didn’t want to tell. Sadly it was a glitch of what he actually said next..
on the one about the phone calls, cant they track your location?
Wait but for the best buy one if he already smashes a hole in the wall why didn't he just leave back through the smashed wall instead of setting off the alarm by going out the back door
Costco... that happened $100%
The smartest criminals are the ones who don't get caught
This is so low effort, how the hell does this have 2 million views
4:25 that’s what the lady did in oceans 8
This youtuber is the scum of the earth
These are kind of like modern “Boy who Cried Wolf”
1:40 I live in Idaho!!!!
Stop with the fucking kirby background music incel
Thanks for letting me know the tactics, now I'm going to rob a bank
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when it was talking about the "computer issue" i heard a faint windows sound effect.
The music is a slightly bit loud.
So is that the music from Kirby Dreamland in smash?
Why did that guy have to take out student loans and pretend to go to class? Why didn’t he just walk around an open campus and dress like a student? That’s free...
What's the song at the end?
Wait, how did they know the bank robber went to Hong Kong?
lol i was confused i thought the title said the opposite of smart
My uncle was a boss at a bank in Germany and some one tried to rob it but the vault needs two keys to open and he only had one and his co worker had the other so he talked very loud and when the co worker got to the door he heard he will be here in a few minutes don’t shoot and called the cops my uncle keep the bank from being robbed and most likely saved his and his co workers life as well.
Nice Kirby music.
Turn the background music down you retard
Gasp the legendary sand doggo
The smartest one is the one to not get caught
music ruined it
Holy crap that piano noise is unbearable.
The smartest criminal I ever saw was an Orc wearing nothing but underwear out of Riften, he put a bucket over the shopkeepers head then he robbed him blind. He then proceeded to put a bunch frenzy poisons in female Dark elve's pocket. She ran over and punched a guard causing all the guards by the gate to chase and kill her. The orc proceeded to murder a homeless guy and walked out the gate.
He coulda got away with if he hadn’t sold one of the things he bought
No ones heard of Arkansas so I don’t blame him
Last one; Get patented keys, if this happens again, just compare time it took to get the car back or the guy to return and ask "key" people around that radius. I have a feeling it was an inside job, because I'm pretty sure Mercedes would have their own key, especially the new ones. I wouldn't call myself a locksmith, but I have learned a lot.... at least, test the key, they usually nowadays have a thing that allows car to start and not start without it.
This officer's name is literally Tittypookaka, pretty sure he isn't an officer......
what is that outro song
"Turn your rough day into a ruff day," I love puns.
0:24That's actually pretty smart.
Gotta luv dat og kirby music
The guy who said he had no receipt probably watched oceans 8 and went like oh that’s a good idea let me try and it worked lmfao
Is that...classical kirby?
The smartest criminals they have ever encountered are the ones they weren’t aware they encountered.
I know copying the boy who cried wolf is smart or not I guess it works though
lol the first one is 200 IQ
These stories are great!
From what I get the most effective way is to lure people into a sense of security just long enough for you to get away.
So who wants Movie tickets to Avengers End Game? You and your family!
3:33 the only way between the tuh sides.
Wouldnt a small barcode on cash make it a lot easier to catch criminals.
They have something like that. It's called a serial number. lol.
My decency as a human demands that I hate these anarchists.The part of my brain that sees life as a hyper-realistic simulation, tho, kinda has to respect the hustle.
The smart ones were never caught.
Anyone else taking notes?? 📝
The smartest criminal is the one the cops don't even know about.
2:44 pls help i dont understand
Last on is smart af!
The smartest criminals are the ones that were never caught.
Aaannnddd then you have these geniuses.ficlips.com/video/XjuMFfRvuMs/videot.html
4:07 *Wow..now that's clever*
Police officers are fucking retarded you know how many times I have been drunk or high and had to talk to the cops I always managed to get out the situation if you make your story seem dumb but believable they believe you I swear to god I made the stories up in my mind while I had quarter of weed in my pocket and 4 Xanaxs
King Dedede I meannn smoking weed on a random persons porch and smoking in side my school bathroom plus being drunk laying on top my car in my underwear almost naked early in the morning plus falling in a hot tub drunk as shit while pouring my liquor in the hot tub and a lot more i was nearly arrested for stealing out of Walmart somehow talked my way out of that 2 😂 fuck I bested the police so many time
probably cause they didn't care about what you were doing
They are just giving other robbers ideas😂
In 8:18 Sledge from Rainbow six siege
Costco one is fucking bullshit, obviously. Everyone has a unique DL#, and cops enter it into their system when you're pulled over. Also almost every American knows what Costco is, that's like saying you live in the state of Walmart. I don't know why people bother making up such far-fetched shit.
Kirby fight music lmao
It was so good until the Doggo meme 😡