r/engrish Top Posts of All Time [feat. Kwite]

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  • Kwite's digs: goo.gl/rZCgLc
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    r/nicegirls: goo.gl/wYy6RA
    r/choosingbeggars: goo.gl/H9WQha
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  • Phil H
    Phil H 19 minuuttia sitten

    The more important question: what does the cactus say!?

  • Morty Smith
    Morty Smith Tunti sitten

    Faldout tree

  • Dat Roll
    Dat Roll 3 tuntia sitten

    Couple of stable geniuses. Ask anyone.

  • m
    m 5 tuntia sitten

    please do not finger the peaches makes sense tho

  • DeathSerpent
    DeathSerpent 10 tuntia sitten

    "I am married do not disturb
    i am already very disturb"
    Sounds like every marrage ever.

  • KittyMapletree
    KittyMapletree 14 tuntia sitten

    8:38
    "hey i’m lesbian"
    "i thought you were american"

  • it's all a dream
    it's all a dream 14 tuntia sitten

    Me and my squad always "congration!" instead of the real world

  • Ollie's drumming and GMod
    Ollie's drumming and GMod 14 tuntia sitten

    i met this guy on roblox once. his name was "FRANKLIN_PHLIPH" I guess? he was engrish. he said things like "I youtuber and you no good! get in sauce chamber to leave the love!"

  • travis burt
    travis burt 16 tuntia sitten

    You should do more with him

  • Pegi Mirkhani
    Pegi Mirkhani 16 tuntia sitten

    the new YGS looks pretty good

  • Réka Manton
    Réka Manton 16 tuntia sitten

    please do this again im dying more than i have at any other of your videos

  • It's ME
    It's ME 17 tuntia sitten

    i love kwites laugh so muchhhhh

  • Hannah Rose
    Hannah Rose 18 tuntia sitten

    HELP MY TWO FAVORITE BOIS. IM HAPPY BUT FUCK FIclips FOR NOT NOTIFYING ME OF THIS

  • I'm Vin Deasel and you're watching Disney Channel

    4:40 just reminds me of bonqueque
    I love you if you got this reference

  • Jared House
    Jared House Päivä sitten

    Im in Japan and I used the google translate thing on a what seems to be an energy drink and it came up "Eye Disease with caffeine"

  • Abby Mitchell
    Abby Mitchell Päivä sitten

    I’m an English teacher and this was painful to watch

  • Cassi Strider
    Cassi Strider Päivä sitten

    The Mysterious Case of Dr. Gay and Mr. Cunt

  • The Mad Commenter
    The Mad Commenter Päivä sitten

    Australian hat She was thc wa
    *HE WORE A TOOTH FROM*
    AND WE WILL GET
    YOU OF HERE IN
    okay, man, it's cool, like... please don't hurt me...

  • owen leden
    owen leden Päivä sitten

    1:44 look at the grass and read the caption(how did they not notice this/anyone else who noticed it)

  • DancingCheese
    DancingCheese Päivä sitten

    10:9 me going downstairs to the kitchen

  • KissMyAspergers
    KissMyAspergers Päivä sitten

    The collaboration I never knew I needed, but am insanely happy I was gifted.

    When is the Reddit-Reading Community just gonna do one big fuck-off collab? Maybe a live show one day? Just SootHouse, Sorrow, Gio, Slazo, SoftKore, Kwite and all his friends (Ani, Brandon, etc.)... Just... Everybody.

    Excluding those fucking charlatans who just have text-to-speech programs read off the posts. Fuck those guys.

  • Aaron Rayner
    Aaron Rayner Päivä sitten

    It's about time you got into the larger Reddit reactor circle. Maybe BluesDank next? Then again he should have done one with SootHouse by now.

  • DevilsEpicurean
    DevilsEpicurean Päivä sitten

    *Up bum, no baby* is probably the most accurate thing in the video.

  • Zane Rassler
    Zane Rassler 2 päivää sitten

    why do you censor fuck and not shit

  • Aegis Stormblade
    Aegis Stormblade 2 päivää sitten

    Does Bruno Mars is gay?

  • Constallaxie
    Constallaxie 2 päivää sitten

    4:13 I love how there are bracelets saying "I love my mom" and "I love my bf" among ones saying "cunt shit" and "fist me"

  • Exploding Geert
    Exploding Geert 2 päivää sitten

    Dr gay dr gay, does whatever a gay man can

  • Conner Satterblom
    Conner Satterblom 2 päivää sitten

    6:38 There are no accidents.
    -Master turtle dude who I forgot the name of from kung fu panda

  • Jarod Newman
    Jarod Newman 2 päivää sitten

    "Shoplifters will be prostituted"
    "You're gonna have to suck a lot of dick for this"

  • Volgax364
    Volgax364 2 päivää sitten

    Wonderful

  • Techno Parbro
    Techno Parbro 2 päivää sitten

    Sorry, out of cock,
    Oh, but they got cock zero

  • GGKID2000
    GGKID2000 2 päivää sitten

    Pull the Smork Alam!

  • Driftliketokyo34 Ftw
    Driftliketokyo34 Ftw 2 päivää sitten

    6:46 (¬‿¬)

  • Driftliketokyo34 Ftw
    Driftliketokyo34 Ftw 2 päivää sitten

    So we’re just going to get rid of the ul in congratulation?

  • Driftliketokyo34 Ftw
    Driftliketokyo34 Ftw 2 päivää sitten

    3:48 that’s my fighter.

  • Minister of Sinister
    Minister of Sinister 2 päivää sitten

    'Up bum no baby' is just contraceptive advice no?

  • Edren
    Edren 2 päivää sitten

    Spinch.

  • Momma Deku
    Momma Deku 2 päivää sitten

    This is an iconic collab

  • Caffeine Molecule
    Caffeine Molecule 2 päivää sitten

    13:01 when I was a kid I thought that the word "prosecuted" was pronounced as "prostituted" lol. I was a dumb kid.

  • TheTimberwolf44
    TheTimberwolf44 2 päivää sitten

    This is the hardest I have laughed in literally years.

  • Myracle Woodford
    Myracle Woodford 3 päivää sitten

    This was *HUNOROUS*

  • Adam Hoult
    Adam Hoult 3 päivää sitten

    😂😂😂

  • The Crusader Jesus
    The Crusader Jesus 3 päivää sitten

    [S P I N C H]

  • Skree McGee
    Skree McGee 3 päivää sitten

    Good collab!

  • RMcreeps
    RMcreeps 3 päivää sitten

    spinch

  • Jun Tabskii
    Jun Tabskii 3 päivää sitten

    9:50 is an old english class joke

  • Caz Star
    Caz Star 3 päivää sitten

    Kwite’s hyena laugh always gets me

  • Wes Crawford
    Wes Crawford 3 päivää sitten

    or wusl we did rape mama tuck lil boyy

  • Toxic Light
    Toxic Light 3 päivää sitten

    *s q u a r e*

  • Raymontisaurus YT
    Raymontisaurus YT 3 päivää sitten

    Hey im if watch video why do?

  • Pixie Panda Plush
    Pixie Panda Plush 3 päivää sitten +1

    (9:57) Why do people encircle the whole post? Worthless.
    And please save in png, not jpg. Look at those artifacts.

  • Cos Ta
    Cos Ta 3 päivää sitten

    I could not stop laughing XD

  • Victoria Dillon
    Victoria Dillon 3 päivää sitten

    THIS IS COLLAB WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR

  • *So What You Saying Is*
    *So What You Saying Is* 3 päivää sitten

    .

  • You’reBoiNova ‘
    You’reBoiNova ‘ 3 päivää sitten

    I’m not going to lie “Smork Alam” has me dying tbh

  • Tiny Apple
    Tiny Apple 3 päivää sitten

    You should co-lab w cuestar next!!

  • Skylar Thompson
    Skylar Thompson 3 päivää sitten

    3:48 ive sadly made the mistake of spelling it like that more than once..

  • Anonymous bub
    Anonymous bub 3 päivää sitten +1

    My cactus is dead.

  • Σædoʊ
    Σædoʊ 3 päivää sitten

    "Please do not finger the peaches" means do not touch them. Finger means to touch and feel something.

  • slapensee2
    slapensee2 3 päivää sitten

    *GoOo cOmMiT DiE*

  • Wanderingjew
    Wanderingjew 4 päivää sitten

    13:43 is not Engrish, in Chinese it says that the grass is at rest.

  • Superjason2240
    Superjason2240 4 päivää sitten

    KWIIITEE

  • bkkblake
    bkkblake 4 päivää sitten

    4:12 - Welcome to Bangkok.

  • Sotsu
    Sotsu 4 päivää sitten +2

    Chiknkein nugeget

  • Violet A.
    Violet A. 4 päivää sitten

    Bring him back, you guys are HULARIUS

  • Alle TATA
    Alle TATA 4 päivää sitten

    13:50 that’s in Egypt 😂😂 they obviously used google translate because the way we say Something isn’t working is عطلان “atlan” and “lan” is given to “two things” and “otla” means holiday 😂

  • Zander Janzen
    Zander Janzen 4 päivää sitten

    I don’t know about the Hannah Montana episode where he loses his memory but there was an episode of Full House where Michael lost her memory

  • The Evil Potato
    The Evil Potato 4 päivää sitten

    GO COMMIT DIE

  • videosof mydog
    videosof mydog 4 päivää sitten

    last to my cells a trying sentence brain form two

  • King Nick
    King Nick 4 päivää sitten

    Hmmmm watching these videos make me good feel
    So good feel

  • John Smith
    John Smith 4 päivää sitten

    *_Every living will die_*

  • * TheLunarCity *
    * TheLunarCity * 4 päivää sitten +3

    *SMORK*

    *ALAM*

  • Square up
    Square up 4 päivää sitten

    Kwite is so cringe, he's like one of those 14 year olds who wear hoodies and sunglasses cos they think that shit makes them look evil

  • LENDU
    LENDU 4 päivää sitten

    Kwites has a baby scream im dying

  • Liza Piashko
    Liza Piashko 4 päivää sitten +1

    I know people with the last name gay. if they became a doctor.....



    *D O C T E R G A Y*

  • Yonatan Bisrat
    Yonatan Bisrat 4 päivää sitten

    hahah

  • Emma Sifton
    Emma Sifton 4 päivää sitten

    I’m too drunk for this

  • Bruno Kunda
    Bruno Kunda 4 päivää sitten

    i ❤ munkey

  • Spiritualbeetle 1
    Spiritualbeetle 1 4 päivää sitten

    It's like someone had to make these signs but it was 1:00 a.m. and they just typed something and hoped autocorrect would fix it so they could go home

  • JoeyDΛBest
    JoeyDΛBest 4 päivää sitten

    I use do you are have stupid almost everyday

  • Creeperwolf99
    Creeperwolf99 4 päivää sitten

    2:59 I will never unsee that

  • Balkanse Cookenburg
    Balkanse Cookenburg 4 päivää sitten

    I remember that episode. Just thought about it yesterday

  • Mono Chrome
    Mono Chrome 4 päivää sitten

    SPINCH

  • JJ
    JJ 4 päivää sitten +1

    5:13
    *_CHILD TRAFFIKER_*

  • Anthony
    Anthony 4 päivää sitten

    10/10 ign

  • Derpy Dillon
    Derpy Dillon 4 päivää sitten

    12:20 I died

  • Nboss57
    Nboss57 4 päivää sitten

    Wtf I have notifications on for your channel and set to always but I haven't gotten notifications in 2 months

  • Rhys Berk
    Rhys Berk 4 päivää sitten

    What is ashphale
    Is it diarrhea

  • Irene E
    Irene E 4 päivää sitten

    THAT IMPRESSION OF LOGIC HAS ME DEADDDDDD

  • Sunniva Mel
    Sunniva Mel 4 päivää sitten

    Kwite man is gooded your tube er!!

  • Northropi
    Northropi 4 päivää sitten

    I like how the house eater's emphasis circle was a dick.
    Like I know you can say that about a lot of things but just look at it that cannot have been an accident.

  • John Moses Browning
    John Moses Browning 4 päivää sitten

    All hail the great European Onion. Europa Gloria

  • Max the Paladin
    Max the Paladin 4 päivää sitten

    Two men enter!
    One man die!

  • S K
    S K 5 päivää sitten

    Post hoe, I miss you

  • TeaRoses
    TeaRoses 5 päivää sitten

    I’M CRYING

  • Arcadia The Dork
    Arcadia The Dork 5 päivää sitten

    Dr. Gay

  • Cyntrovert
    Cyntrovert 5 päivää sitten

    is 7:09 pro or anti weed

  • Jason Martel
    Jason Martel 5 päivää sitten

    I like th collab

  • Level 35 mafia boss
    Level 35 mafia boss 5 päivää sitten

    Reddit man